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The act of crying and wanking ([masturbation])at the same time. This term comes from 'Ye Olde English' originating from the reign of King Henry VIII and his [desperation] in not being able to produce a male heir to carry on the Tudor dynasty. It was discovered by a lowly servant who stumbled upon the King in floods of tears and covered in copious amounts of semen. This [information] was a state secret until 2007 when it was released under Freedom of Information Act.
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