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Apples latest attempt to bury the battery so deep in the innards of their latest anti-consumer [piece of shit] that you'll never get it out on your own... which is good for them, because now they can gouge you for a battery [replacement], which is conveniently close to the price of a replacement player. You pay a fortune for something you don't actually own. You're only leasing it from Apple, who'll milk you yearly until [you're good] and sore. One day Apple will produce cars - they'll weld the gas cap shut. The Apple FanBoy Sheeple will defend the move as a "feature".
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