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1ST Army is a a reserve training unit comprised of the most [incompetent], lazy and un-knowledgeable soldiers in the US Army. To gain [employment] in 1st Army you must prove that your GT score is less than 85 and your inability to tie your own shoes. You must then give oral sex to a [morbidly obese] colonel while he listens to Wagner's "Flight of the Valkyre".
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