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Ponytail is when a gay or bi guy gets mad at his balding lover for not satisfying him sexually. When his lover falls asleep, he jacks off on the guy's bald spot [and then] affixes a [tube sock] to it. The guy wakes up with a "ponytail". A variation of [the superman].
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