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When after a long drinking binge, you miscalculate the distance between yourself and the headboard, and flop backwards only catch enough headboard to [crack the back] of your skull. Thanks to the alcohol or drugs involved in this faux pas, most sufferers only feel the true effects of bedhead when they awake to a large awkward lump [on the back] of their head. A common reaction of the bedheadee is to [pick up the phone] and bitch at whomever they were out with the previous night for allowing them to get their asses kicked. While it's a sadly mistaken first notion, the victims of bedhead are, of course, not thinking clearly.
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