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When you tell a girl your dick is a time machine and that if she puts it in her mouth and sucks till the liquid fuel comes out... Then if she closes her eyes, clicks her heels together [three times], while [swallowing] and says "I want to go back to *time here*" she'll go back to that time... but as she says that you just punch her [in the face].
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