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A [nocturnal] aminal native to northern lower Michigan. Usually located in tunnel systems carved into trees, these mammals rely on wood as their primary food source. They are roughly the size of a porcupine and have quils, two large front teeth and a large, flat tail. They are [extremely good] swimmers and can move fast on land as well. Beware, they are very [aggressive] and have been known to attack humans unprovoked. PorkyBeavers are deathly afraid of sand. If you are being chased by one (God have mercy on you) pick up a handfull of sand and throw it at it. Remember, PorkyBeavers are endangered species, so take care mot to harm them.
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