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An individual who has gained many unattractive attributes because of working in the mall. i.e. Walking at an inhuman pace, while destroying everything in your path, including: children fellow employees, the elderly, mall rats, and those who think that walking slower than a herd of stampeding turtles is a good pace, on [Black Friday]. -Giving people who aren't your customers the finger, [because you can't] do it at work. -Violently yelling at random people while finding a [parking space] and stalking anyone walking toward a car with your hazards on because your shift starts at 5 and it is now 4:57. -Finding yourself in fights in the food court because someone took the last soy sauce packet at Panda Express. -Tapping your foot and sighing entirely too much while you're in line at Starbucks, while simultaneously comparing your work ethic to theirs, out loud.
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