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John Key is the current PM of New Zealand. He was voted in to this position by the New Zealand public solely because he has a slightly more dignified appearance and manner than the previous PM, Comrade Helen. Although he comes across as a soft, [modern man], he recently demonstrated that he is, in fact, a hard man, and is prepared to give all in service of his country. He demonstrated this by breaking his right arm in two places at a function, then carrying on as if [nothing happened]. He then shook the hands of 120 touch rugby players at another function before seeking medical help. [Because of this], the phrase "to do a John Key" now refers to a seemingly uncharacteristic act of bravery and resolve.
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