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A massive parasitic composite organism that survives by eating money offered to it by lesser organisms. In order to obtain its food, the Square Enix excretes an addictive product known as "Final Fantasy" from specialized polyps. Lesser organisms swarm over the Final Fantasies, at which point the Square Enix extracts their money. However, the Square Enix sweats plot holes, which it often smears onto the Final Fantasies. This ensures that the Square Enix's hopelessly addicted prey will keep returning in the empty hope that the Square Enix will produce a sequel that fills these plot holes. While the Square Enix does indeed produce sequels in addition to Final Fantasies, the sequels are frequently just a plot hole ridden as the main products.
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