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A disease workers obtain (usually ones confined in cubicles) when they are over-eager to recieve an [important] e-mail. This is common among computer engineers, programmers, and bosses who do nothing. NOTE: the e-mail monkey is a disease, but is very literal because a monkey will climb on top of your back (WARNING) It will press the e-mail key with its foot The only way to cure e-mail monkey is to deactivate your [interneuter] yourself and go cold turkey (which literally climbs [on your back])
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