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fuckmuffins (n.)- 1. A sexual act in which a man or woman, upon sniffing a delicious aroma emanating from the kitchen or cooking region of an abode, travels to said region and overcome with lust thrusts the [significant other] onto the table which has pastry dough all over it. Typically followed by a deposit of gametes by the male in an untold orifice of the partners body or on the dough itself. 2. An [exclamation] made when overcome by typically negative emotion. 3. A type of pastry which has been made [after sex].
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