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Wanking [to the point] of self harm. When one has wanked ones self [to the point] where the foreskin tears/splits in one, or several locations not unlike lips splitting in cold weather. Continuing to wank [in the face] this affliction can lead to further splits as well as a slight sting when urine or seamen makes contact with said wound. Often appears unwelcome and unannounced and is only cured through a period of abstinence.
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