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a white suburban woman..... upper to middle class, who drives either a mini van or an SUV to shuttle her "[precious cargo]" to play dates, soccer practice, little league, PTA meetings. All the while, endangering the lives of other drivers and [pedestrians] on the road with her lead foot and cutting people off in traffic. A woman who also has an affinity for Starbucks, forcing her children to listen to Yanni, imposing time outs on her little "angels" instead of the more deserved smack on the ass that these [little shits] deserve, and maintaining her trophy wife status to her executive husband..... Mostly....... A woman who has no idea how to actually raise a child by her own wits, just subscribing to the BS that it takes a village.......
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