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Any male who: a.) Believes that donning a spring dress will impress the nearest [alpha male]. b.) Believes that donning a spring dress will cause every female in proximity to magically open their floodgates of sexual desire. c.) Believes that donning a spring dress is a good idea when [inebriated]. d.) Poops incessantly and feels that it is their god-given duty and a [Good Thing]™ to tell co-workers, friends, and potential female companions alike about the movement's stench, intensity, and satisfying conclusion.
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