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To wank profusely in a corner, not even wanting to, whilst visualising all your dead [relatives] looking down on you saying "is this what we lived our lives for ? A grown man wanking like a monkey in a room ? You cry whilst doing this because of the [guilty pleasure]. A bottle of Gin and tears are the [secret ingredient].
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