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Blog Troll   
 1.(n) -A pathetic and moronic person who maintains a blog with an unhealthy obsessive-compulsive drive, especially angsty goths (sorry to all the likeable goths out there). The content of their blogs usually includes events that no sane person would care about. Here's sample of what a blog troll might write on their blog: 
"today, I ate a sanwich. It bad - it was just ok, mediocre, I guess you could call it. After that I read a few chapters out of an Anne Rice book and was deeply moved by her erotic descriptions of gay vampires [fornicating]. <Insert narciccistic remark here>. Then I took a nap.

2.(n) -A depraved [individual] who sits in front of a computer all day and posts flames of an idiotic or [pseudo-intellectual] nature on public forums and private websites. Many of these people actually become [emotional] about what is said on the afore-said mediums and feel it is their duty to punish those who disagree with them. They too may pursue this object in an obsessive-compulsive manner. 
Goddamnit! Blog Trolls are such fucktards! Don't they have anything better to do other than posting stupid bullshit on the forums.

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