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I would probably find it difficult to go on without this book. Not because I'm in love with Mr. Topaz Eyes Sparklepants either. I [personally] think he has to be the flattest, dullest character ever written in as wish fulfillment for a lonely and [delusional] woman who apparently never got over her teenage emo phase. Twilight helps me go on, simply, because on some days, fantasizing about brutally killing every diehard Twilight fan that ever lived is my only reason for living. Just kidding. But I will bitch-slap [one of them] someday. Seriously. Watch me.
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