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A person who has read Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga and the Twilight movie, and completely obsesses over it. *You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them. *You refuse to believe that Edward Cullen does not exist. *People stare at you funny because you and your friends are locked into a heated argument of vampire vs. werewolves. *You cried through most of New Moon. *Your dream car is a silver 2005 Volvo S60R or a yellow 911 Turbo Porsche *You long to visit Forks, Washington *You get excited anytime someone unexpectedly mentions anything about vampires. *You talk about Edward and Twilight so much, that your friends read it just to shut you up *You have come to hate the sun *You start to see silver Volvos everywhere (I SWEAR I SAW ONE DRIVE BY) *Every time you're in a [grocery store], you have the urge to pick up and hold an apple *You start cursing at Halloween shop windows when you see [stereotypical] [vampire teeth] and costumes.
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