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Instant [Kindergarten] Penis. When something causes your manhood to recoil into its shell like a [frightened turtle], you are said to have IKP. Causes of IKP include, but are not limited to: - being pantsed in public - getting caught by a parent while doing explicit things with your girlfriend - getting slapped/kicked/tapped in the testicles (see balltap) - having to dance with the DUFF of a group - stepping [in the shower] when there is no hot water
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