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A Skidmark Cobra is the result of [taking a dump], usually in Africa or someplace, and discovering [you are not] alone when a cobra raises its head between your legs. At this moment, you realize your only chance is to grab the cobra's head quickly. Once securely grabbed, you reach back and fish out the cobra's tail and proceed to floss your butt until sufficiently clean for day-to-day use, thus [dominating] said cobra.
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