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Preamble:
[Whereas] smokers have been relegated to the status of second-class citizens and thus have a fraternal bond to one another, the intent of this statute is to promote the spirit of the society of smokers and prevent abuse of the same.

[Definitions]:
Bum: One who asks for a cigarette
Holder: One who has cigarettes

(1) - A holder is obligated to provide a cigarette to a bum upon request given in a reasonably polite way, UNLESS:
	(A) - The bum has already requested one or more cigarettes from the holder in the course of a 24-hour period, OR
	(B) - The bum is notorious, OR
	(C) - "Last Smoke Exception" : The holder has only a single cigarette left.
        (D) Sections (1)(A-C) do not apply if the bum is a hot.
(2) - Upon receipt of a cigarette, a bum is obligated to engage the holder in polite [conversation] UNTIL:
	(A) - A reasonable time lapses, OR
	(B) - The holder signals that no further [conversation] is necessary
(3) - A holder is always obligated to provide a light to a bum.

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