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Either an incredibly smart person who can help you in a shopping crisis. Or a complete fuck-nugget who dicks around all day and decides not to help you period with anything due to a glandular problem, or just plain [incompetence]. Some retail employees are exceptionally [attractive] males or females and sometimes you may lust after them to to the point of [statutory rape].
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