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The act of talking to a [significant other] while you are [taking a shower] and when there is no response realizing that the other person has left the bathroom and you have been [talking to yourself] for several minutes. All you can do is then wash your ass a second time. . .the asshole is never clean enough, you know. . .so. . .wow, I really lost steam on the whole ash washing thing.
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