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an ironic term used to describe a peevish, quirky male in his mid-40s who is: either a virgin or close to it, hopelessly in love with a woman or women who never think about him sexually, a complete dork who is unable to communicate with women or anyone else in a non-awkward manner (and who is completely unaware of his awkwardness), yet is nonetheless endearing because of his heart of gold & propensity for loving large aquatic mammals.
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