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A Lochodactyl is Loch Ness Monster/Pterodactyl/Seduction Fireball hybrid. It is created by the used of [teleportation] and time travel. The Lochodactyl is used in modern day baptisms to make getting baptized more risky, the way it was in the early days of [Christianity]. Lochodactyls are trained to tell the difference between Christians and non-Christian because they are beat with Bibles as infants. After the baptism, the Lochodactyl emerges [out of the water] and eats and or breaths fire on any person who was baptized but is not actually a Christian.
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