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A very nice massage, usually given with copious amounts of oil. Once you strip naked in front of a 17 year old thai masseus, you lay down on a bed where she proceeds to give you the best massage of your life. Towards the end of the massage, you'll be prompted to receive a "sexy massage". At this point she'll [negotiate] a price with you, ranging from 12$-15$. keep in mind, this is Thailand where its [perfectly legal] to sleep with a 12 year old but deathly illegal to smoke marijuana. After the [negotiations] are complete, you'll get the best damn fucking handjob ever.
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