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-noun 1. The coagulated substance clinging to the bristly groin of a female who has done without washing or hygene for at least a few menstrual cycles. An inch or two layer of sour cervical tissue creating a plug of greasy steaming filth in and around the entrance to ones [stench trench]. Often resembling a brownish green scab with black wire protruding from it in appearance, but harbouring the acrid smell of [hot cheese] and rotting prawn cocktail. Most well known for the permanent dark stain it leaves on anything [unfortunate] enough to come into contact with its hot moist surface.
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