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Souvlaki ([international] greek food)/Burger/Pizza (even when rotten) Eating Machine. Usually found with remains of the above stuck on its teeth. Only functions with the sound of thrash metal music, beer and a load of dirty clothes (worn for more than a year without being washed). 
Also [used] as a sound machine by Wrecking Havoc (a thrash metal band from Greece). Also produces farts/burps of great and deep sound (Warning! You will be safe only if you are 1km+ away when this funtions are performed).

--Extra [information]: Has a stiny dick, which is attracted to hair [straighteners] (especially the one owned by some guy named Frank).

--Greatest Addictions: Cigarettes (which someone else baught for it), Beer (same as above), Food (SAME AS ABOVE), Raki (which usually causes its violent reaction on poor [little boys] sharing the same name (Xaroulis) and beautiful 18 year old girls with big boobs (guess who). 
Also sounds like an old house's door when recharging (sleeping).
Can also live for 8 days using 1 pair of boxers (which can be also used in the sea as a swimming suit, since the God prevents it from buying an actual one) and 1 Misfits T-shirt.

-->EXTREMELY DANGEROUS INFLUENCE FOR NAIVE LITTLE INNOCENT BOYS! (Nick, Xaroulhs and others)

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