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The degraded mental and physical state of existence which occurs following a twisted session of [intoxication]. Extreme gurning, severe bad breath and absence of any [communication skills] are key factors in determining whether a person is truly 'badger-fucked'. However, this condition naturally lends itself to self-diagnosis - sometimes only the victim can fully assess their own shambolic state. This condition is exclusively the result of excessive (and sometimes mixed) drug taking - usually focussing around a party or clubbing night. Moderate alcohol consumption and all-night dancing, fuelled by Ecstacy, leave the individual thoroughly monged and perilously [close to the edge]. In this situation, the smoking of a large cannabis reefer or bong is most likely to ensure progression to a state of 'badger-fucked'. Basic whitey management should be employed at all stages to avoid early disaster.
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