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Granny Baste: the act or practice of granny basting. Similar to normal basting, however One must awaken his granny from her deep sleep by [ejaculating] in, on, or around her [wrinkles] - When she has sleepily opened her eyes, you proceed to yell (at the top of your lungs) "BASTED NANNA!!!" At which point you [granny slap] her across the face. Job well done.
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