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US AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT   I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITEDSTATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army, because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep.  I swear to sit behind a desk.  I also swear not to do any form of real exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of exercise.  I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name because I find it amusing to annoy the other services.  I will have a better quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make them aware of that fact.  After completion of "Basic Training" I will be a lean, mean,donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes, Chair borne Ranger.  I will believe I am superior to all others and will make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the back.  I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So Help Me God!________________________________________SignatureDate

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