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A Spunk Sponge is a predatory manwhore, most often found in clubs and bars and the end of the night. They prey on drunk, vulnerable men and [particularly] drunken soldiers. They’re always ugly and usually hideously fat, often with severely over-developed body hair. They seek and devour [every single] drop of man-fat possible, leaving their victims drained and weak. An attack by multiple Spunk Sponges (leading to a Jizz-Frenzy) can be fatal; with death caused by [dehydration].
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