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The closeted virgin's analog to a gay person's "[in the closet]". "Crawl space" because it's an even smaller and oft [forgotten] room [in the house], thus being a virgin is even more ignoble than being gay. Also apt for virgins because "crawl" is descriptive of a virgin's infant state of sexuality.
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