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An [uncomfortable] medical procedure performed by using a small, hairless rodent. For men, a hammogram is completed by sending hampsters with little forehead lights deep into the rectum to search for prostate and/or [colon cancer]. For women, a hammogram is used to test for precancerous cells in the breast tissue. The hamsters used in this procedure generally come with one [dollar bills], expensive cuban cigars and single malt whiskey.
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