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An incurable (but treatable) disease that affects a small [percentage] of the population. It wreaks havoc on the sufferer's ability to make sense out of simple things. You may have schizoaffective disorder if you:

1. lived your life in peace and harmony up until a point where someone or something [in your life] caused you to question what things were really about.

2. were admitted to the psych ward for expressing your "[delusional]" thoughts to other people.

3. believe that some outside entity is forcing doom upon the good people of the world for vengeful reasons.

4. think that if you share your sensitive ideas with people that your wonderful life will be destroyed.

5. have feelings and emotions but cannot get in touch with them because of a dark force within the mind.

6. heard voices in [your head] at one point and wish they would come back.

7. had friends at one point but all left you because you had voices in your head.

8. wish that the world was a better place, and believe that there's nothing you can do to contribute to positive change in society.

9. had a realization that all this time other people were living inside of you and monitoring your every move.

10. had a [conversation] with people in the television.

11. have trouble keeping up with the plot in movies like "Spy Game" and "Wall Street".

12. are slow to come up with ideas.

13. are jealous of the people with [schizophrenia] because they don't have to deal with emotions when being scorned.

14. fear [social interaction].

15. think that you can't be yourself..EVER.

16. think that all your talent will be wasted because your life is passing you by and you will never get the courage up to attempt working towards a career that could potentially make your life worth living.

17. are afraid that persons are going to sabotage your endeavours, yet you have wronged nobody.

18. have your world come apart because nobody will sit beside you.

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