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Contrary to popular belief, Kansas is not the flattest state in the union (which happens to be Florida). Located in the extreme center of the US, Kansas is commonly associated with cows and/or wheat, but has little other claim to fame. Alot of people like to reference Kansas to the [Wizard of Oz]. Nobody is amused. We never have been. It is believed that Kansans do not have paved roads or access to [the internet], and are all married to thier cousins. Most Kansans have never lived on a farm. It is home to [Johnson County], the Kansas equivalent to the 90210 where there are plenty of places to blow your money on designer purses and multi-million dollar mansions. Most stay away from KCMO or the heart of KCK, where you have a 50% chance of death. But the Kansas side is the best (at least the streets run the correct way).
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