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Confusing as these creatures may be, Watsons are seemingly oblivious to [the real world] that encirlcles them. Known to frequently sleep with a guy after knowing them for as little as 4 days. Watson's main aim in life is to find a partner, any partner, and mate as quickly, and frequently as possible. Often moving from guy to guy simply to fulfil such overpowering sexual desires. Drastic changes to livestyle and physical apperance are also common amoung such creatures. The fur of a Watson is ideally cut with a razor and should not exceed [5mm] in length. However a fringe should always be present, and preferably coloured with highlights. Having such highlights earns Watsons' [brownie points]. Generally referred to as "slut's", "ho-bag's" and more commonly "Watson", the name is a slang of many, many, offensive terms, combined in a last name of a [particular] stray Watson. Watsons are an example of public stupidity. Not a breed in which one would feel compleled to converse with.
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