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a cow fucker. A tomonori is a rare breed of pokemon that you get when sacrificing a 5 year old who's not a virgin and 3 bowls of cup ramen to the great god of interspecies sex. In legends passed down among bovine heredity, the tomonori is the boogy man of cows. It hides [in the grass], and at night, jumps out to assail young cows from behind, howling into the night over the moos of its prey. It's species is closely related to the yusuke, pronounced (YOU-SOO-KEY), although the yusuke possesses fragments of what resembles what was once a functioning brain. A tomonori is also the name of a small pimple in the pelvic region that grows hairs up to 10 feet long and changes color [according to] the amount of ramen being eaten in anime plots [around the world], earning it the official title : penis wrinkle pronounced (tomonori)
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