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A woman of low standing in terms of physical attractiveness. They are often the fodder for young [intoxicated] men also of marginal physical attractiveness, men of a high level of physical attractiveness who have either entered a state of desperation or incapacitation, or fallen wingmen. Much like operations in mathematics, the classification of a nickel is also bound by the laws that govern their existence; this law is know as Ethan's law, discovered by a strip club owner by the same name. Ethan's law states that a nickel must possess at least two of the following [characteristics]: a large waist, oblong/distorted face, facial hair, double chin of the arm, or [pepperoni nipples]. Although the term nickel is not the surname of this wily beast, it does provide the most succinct definition.
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