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A butthole kiss is a revenge device that
has the advantage of affecting 2 foes at once, provided 1 of said foes is female
, a cross dresses, or just really gay

The person who came up with the idea of
the anal kiss is Belgian artist Wim Delvoye. Who also invented a turd machine and and made a shit mosaic. Freud would love this guy.

How to preform a butthole kiss
You will need:
 -Lipstick, This lipstick must be taken from your female/crossdressing/gay enemy, as it will end up touching your anus and 
make them ingest cornhole sweat and fecal remnants, or at least giving them a very
off shade of lipstick.
 - Paper, Any paper will do but fancy hotel
stationary or a hallmark card makes it all really special.
 - Your other enemy's address, It is highly encouraged. Though if you [don't have it] you can [leave it in] a place they will easily find it. 
Steps

1 Spread [buttcheeks] and apply lipstick to your poopy hole.
2 Press Anus firmly on paper.
3 Fold paper in envolope with the enemies address and a personal message ( [something] like " your secret admirer or a [special friend] is good) DON'T BE A DIPSHIT A PUT YOUR OWN ADDRESS!
4 send letter

The enemy will think that the "lipmarks"
we're made by a hot girl/dude and might even kiss them back while dreaing of their secret lover, they actually just kissed your ass.

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