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A stupid naïve manwhore who has just [discovered] fashion and has longish shaggy hair, wear an over sized beanie that looks like a giant's scrotum warmer, cardigan, perhaps a multicoloured if they are feeling a bit daring; stretched across their skinny chests are the 16 pound t-shirts with multicoloured prints, legs are covered with some spray-on jeans and to finish it all off, some pointy plimsolls, which appear to be the latest Topman orgasm.

Peeping inbetween the plimsolls and [skinny jeans] are colourful socks, with childish designs on them that cost [the fucking] Earth.

Their jeans are pulled so low so that we are able to "admire" their Topman boxers and all can see. Some topman whores even bend down to flaunt their boxers. Oh so pathetic.

To keep warm, the average topman whore wears one of the 20 pound hoodies Topman offers in a selection of colours with pretty designs [in the hood]. Of course, every topman whore has every colour and so Topman whores have to check with their Topman whore companions as to which colour they should wear that day, as not to appear unoriginal.

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