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When the entire world [spontaneously] begins [masturbating] non-stop to the point where no fewer than 99% of the world's population dies of starvation and malnutrition. After the masturbocalypse there may be a few remaining survivors, but they will most likely envy the dead, as without an internet, there will be much less [masturbation material].
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