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Used to mean Maersk [International] Shipping Education, but also refers to any such person in this program/slave-colony. MISE's are selfish, stubborn, ignorant, arrogant and alcoholic and all apire to be GAP ([Generally] Approved Prick). Many MISE's believe Karlslunde (Denmark) to be hell on earth, or at best "the shit-hole above all". MISE's used to be controlled by the Sisgaards, a robotic breed of super robots that try to act human - with little success. MISE's have to go through two years of slaving in Maersk before they are fully brainwashed and claim to have "become blue". A MISE can be [recognized] by his/her Unique ID tattoed on their ass and the STAR branded on the other bum cheek. Furthermore, they have 2/3 the muscles of regular people and have a nervous tick mumbling 'No more CAPS, oh God (Papa Moller) please noo!"
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