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To Ear Wank (verb) is the act of firmly inserting a finger into one's own ear and then fairly vigorously jerking the hand up and down. The person who is "ear wanking themselves off" experiences an intense [satisfaction]; not dissimilar to, yet still distinct from, the same [satisfaction] [experienced] when scratching an unpleasant itch. An Ear Wank (noun) comes from the verb, and describes the act of undergoing an ear wank. Note that it is possible in theory to ear wank other people off, but due to the risks involved (eg. ear wax) it is rarely practiced and not widely accepted in Western Society.
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