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1) Somewhat similar to shitfaced, but with a degree of apparent euphoria and extreme style that is almost always lacking in the shitfaced individual. This must be [accomplished] flawlessly while still exhibiting such utter annihilation that the concsciousness of said individual makes a mockery of modern science. [Prospective] candidates must be: -conscious long past the point they should have passed out -able to [communicate] ONLY via "happy" and "sad" sounds, as well as some signals (such as making a blind reaches towards other peoples' alcohol) - possess nowhere near the ablity to sit without aid -smile incessently--once they finally lose the ability to laugh -retain enough of their game and god-given talent to smack the ass of any girl who comes too close...but, you know..in a classy way. 2) behaving in a way even comparable to that of said namesake, Sheetz, the night of August [9th], 2008.
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