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"Meredith" is actually a false identity assumed by the REAL Juno McGuff - the real girl who the movie tited 'Juno' was actually made about. She drinks the Sunny D, she has the tshirts, she hates Sonic Youth, she always drinks her entire slushies and then has to pee randomly throughout the rest of the day and alert everyone of it "inconspiciously" - she especially likes to inform Tommy about said peeing. Her pranks calls are the meanest - but they are so hilarious that that's a-ok with her BFFs. Her [sense of humor] and supportive hugs make her such an asset to her friends. They love her so much that even through the tough times they still think the sun shines out her ass. (Lol.)
Nickname: Meref.
Theme Song: [Friendship] from Anything Goes.
Beverage: Strawberry Diaquri.
Email: Batemanhater@honesttoblog.com

Need some sarcastic wittisisms based on a touching hit movie? Call 1-800-MEREDITH!! Want some kickass prank calls to rock your party? Call 1-800-MEREDITH!! All corny gimmicks aside, Meredith is your go-to person for pick me ups, [neighborhood] gossip, and [explanation] for common street lingo, among other things. She is always there to lift one's spirits when things like popularity, lack of self-confidence, and monthly visits from Aunt Flo ruin your outlook. She'll always be there for you when you are "Fo shiz, [up the spout]," and will gladly tell you "this is one doodle that can't be undid, [home skillet]." WARNING: If you intend to develop a friendship with Meredith, you must allow for frequent bathroom breaks; she often "drinks her weight in Sunny-D and has to go...PRONTO!!!"

An [amazing girl] who drinks her weight in sunny-d, eats orange tictacs and "has to go like seabiscuit". she often helps a Mary spot airplanes and looks stupid with her in public areas. She loves going to chuckie cheese and singing beatles songs. She is mean, but in a nice way and almost always has a kind word to say to most people. She is fun to rant with and always knows the gossip around the school.

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