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Verb (V.): to 'Scoop'

When someone or something is completely and overwhelmingly dominated in an tremendously humiliating way. Worse form of "pwnage," "ownage," "domination," "mastery," and "paramountcy" possible.

Used to demonstrate absolute mastery over one's entire being. It is also a technique used to deliver physical, mental, emotional, social, and at times, spiritual scarring to its victims, generally known as "Scoopees."

May be used in daily situations, such as when speaking with friends and family, or may be used through various forms of media, such as music, movies, and [video] games.

Can also be used as an abasing innuendo, or as a threat in which no one will know how to respond to, thus creating confusion, which in turn creates an opportunity for the "Scooper" to "Scoop that Jelly."

It has been said that he who attains the highest level of "Scoopage" shall be called great in all the land, and shall be regarded as God-King in the sight of all men.

Honored Scoopers throughout history include, but are not limited to:

[George Washington]
 - for Scooping the establishment of British tyranny and founding the [United States] for what it is today.

[Winston Churchill]
 - for setting in motion the mass-Scoopage that took place against the Nazi oppression during WWII.

[Martin Luther King]
 - for Scooping the civil principles of hate and injustice during the 1950's and 60's.

Mother Theresa
 - for Scooping the ignorance and indifference of the world with a kind and loving hand.

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