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Overgrown fuckwit who doesn't have the brainpower to tie his own shoes. He is widley recognised as the laziest toss piece [on the face] of the planet. An 'Umtape'may also display various forms of pikey behaviour such as pissing in phoneboxes [in the middle] of a highstreet and falling in a pile of his own spew. They may on occasion show a fondness for the comedian Jethro while complaining of a cold head, however this is usually the result of mass alcohol consumption. Very suceptable to persuasion from persons with large ears! Noted to have an unhealthy facination with [pornography] and will usually have an extensive collection.
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