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The act of [masturbating], but instead of already being horny and just feeling like a wank, you have to touch yourself a lot just to achieve a boner. Thus, the [achievement] of an erection and subsequent [ejaculation] is wholly manufactured and processed, unlike the natural, and far more common "horny wank", customarily used to alleviate "blue balls". This processed meat is often called a "cold wank".
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